1. It's boring.2. It's not helpful.3. I hate it.4. My dog ate it.5. I don't have a home.6. And stuff.7. I got sick.8. No time.9. The flying monkeys took it.10. My cat choked on it and I didn't want to touch it.11. It's gay.12. Tom Cruise is in my closet.13. It was lost at sea.14. I'm gonna be a race car driver so who cares?15. My friends beat me up and took it.16. I was sad because I lost my friends.17. Umm, stuff.
I just read a magazine article with its own top ten and on that list was "blame Tom Cruise because that never gets old." I guess they were onto something there.
I am very curious why this was written - for fun or did someone ask for such a list? And now that it is misplaced will the child go looking for it or do they really care? Did they drop it on purpose? I guess I will never know.